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So, if you ever thought historical dueling was all about "honor" and shit, think again... and maybe take a look at this extremely amusing 1611 German illustrated treatise on rapier fencing by Michael Hundt (yes, the guy was really called that and did not speak English so he would not have been bullied over it), who has some fascinating suggestions. We'll look at some pretty funny and (more or less... okay, hopefully less) relatable situations he describes! (I'm using my own translations and not the ones provided on that site.) None of this is supposed to be combat advice, or, worse, legal advice.

The first snippet I'm going to show here describes a somewhat unpleasant situation that's probably self-defense, unless the author himself started the fight. Context: Mike Hunt (:p) is talking about a hateful (that is, "real" and not regulated) fight that breaks out, and everyone is wearing different weapons, so there are no clear rules of engagement. Mike Hunt (:p) has, however, a good reason to assume his opponent is superior at whatever bladed weapon they are brandishing.

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[...]und der eine hat nichts darinnen gelernet: So nemen E.G. an stat des Dolches ein kurz Rohr, allda wird sichs wol außweisen, was das beste bey der fache thut, oder nicht, Wo nich gleiche Wehren für dem Manne gebrauchet werden, denn in der noth muß man brauchen, was man erdencken kan [...]
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([...]and one has learned nothing in it: so Y.G. take instead of the dagger a short barreled weapon, and it will become clear what works best in that case, or no, where not same defenses are used by men, because in an emergency one must use whatever one can think of)


Very pragmatic, that. "Just shoot him if you know you can't beat him in a bladed fight" is such a charming and down-to-earth approach to the problem! Not necessarily one the guys who obsessed over honor would approve of... but I think that shit is typically reeeeallly exaggerated in "historical" and fantasy novels, and most real people also would have chosen survival.

Generally, many situations Mike Hunt (:p) describes are much closer to self-defense than what today's writers understand as a "duel".

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Es kömpt bisweilen, das einer bey der Nacht von etlichen angegriffen wird, es sey wo es wolle, bißweilen von vier auch von fünf oder mehr Personen, und wird mancher also uberfallen, daß es ihme sein Leib und Leben kostet, und forderlich, wenn einer sich bey der Nacht wil auff die Bulschafft begeben, do offt ein ander ihme auff den Dienst wartet, wie es denn wol bißweilen kommen kan, so thunn E.G. ein ding, und verwaren sich mit einem guten Rappier. Werden aber E.G. im heimgehen uberfallen, von den ganzen Hauffen der Feinde, so nemen E.G. das Rappier zu beyden Feusten, und schiessen es nach dem nazen hauffen, und sehen hernach, wo E.G. weiter können schuz erlangen, Denn nith bricht bißweilen Eysen, ehe man das Leben dahin giebet.
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(It sometimes happens that one is attacked at night by several, no matter where, occasionally by four or five or more persons, and some people are ambushed in a way that costs them body and life, so if you are out at night in order to have an affair, and someone else is lying in wait for him as can happen sometimes, so do a thing and defend yourself with a good rapier. But if Y.G. is attacked while going home, by the whole group of enemies, you Y.G. take the rapier in both fists, throw it into the whole group, and afterwards see about getting safety. Because sometimes necessity breaks iron before you give life away.)


Yep. If you're ever attacked by a group of thugs while you just wanted to go and, uh... Look, this is reeeeaaally ambiguously phrased, and unless I'm very wrong about this man's mindset, this is entirely intentional. He's either out at night to visit a lover or to have intercourse in public. (With this guy, it's probably the latter, but there's just enough plausible deniability.) Either way, he's describing something that's clearly a genuine self-defense situation. "Throw your rapier at them and run" sounds like excellent advice when faced with multiple attackers, too.

Some other situations are just what you'd expect in a modern German bar fight. (Some things never change.) Mike Hunt (:p) is, of course, perfectly aware of the oldest trick in the book!

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Wollen E.Gn. einem ein bossen reissen, es sey im fechten oder im balgen, im Dolch unnd Rappier zugleich, so brauchen E.G. nicht mehr, als diese wort, ich balge mich nicht mit ihr zweyten, sondern mur mit einem, und sich der wil umbsehen, so kömpt er zu kurz, und können ihn E.Gn. durch und durch stossen, auch ihn um hawen verleßen, wenn er nicht recht ist vor der Thür gewesen, und heisset recht: Biete dinem Feinde das Gesichte, trawe ihme nicht zu viel, das heist recht verführet, im fechten und im balgen, man kan es auch aunem aus kurzweile thun, wann E.G. lust zu einem haben im fechten, aber un der noth und in grossen unfällen ist dieses stück auch gut zugebrauchen.
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(If Y.G. wishes to trick someone, whether it's in fencing or in grappling, same for dagger or rapier, so Y.G. does not need more than this word, "I will not fight you two but only one", and he wants to turn and look, so he comes up short and Y.G. can stab him through and through, or strike him down when he was not right at the door, and it is said correctly: "Face the enemy, don't trust him too much", this is a proper deception both in fencing and in grappling, you can also do it for fun if you are yearning for a fight, but in trouble and great emergencies this piece is also useful.)


If you now suspect that Mike Hunt (:p), who apparently not only stabbed people from behind for fun (let's be clear: that's not self-defense, that's just murder), but actually thought to publish the suggestion in an instruction manual (I think this, at least, is really just German humor and not a genuine suggestion... look, one can hope, right?), was generally not necessarily the most law-abiding guy ever...

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Sehen E.G. daß einer mit einem Flegel bey der Nacht zu ir kömpt, vö wil nach E.G. schlagen (wie es denn bißweilen der gebrauch ist auff Universiteten, wenn man von Tische gehen, und von der Wache wird angegriffen, wenn offt einer etwas zuvor bey der Wache gethan hat, und ein anderer kömpt [...]
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(If Y.G. sees that someone goes after you with a flail at night, and wants to hit Y.G. (as occasionally happens at universities, when you leave the table, and you are attacked by the guard, because often one has previously done something to the guard, and another comes [...])


...you might be correct. The guy this just occasionally happened to is, however, an excellent resource, providing priceless advice. (The actual fencing advice is less interesting, though - looks solid as far as I can tell without ever having used a real rapier, no obvious nonsense like in some other pamphlets of the time - but you find the same information also in other old publications... And the illustrations are clearly more interested in fashion design than fencing, which makes the whole thing hilarious.) By the way, he's also describing the classic "brick in a sock" (well, a bag of stones, but same thing) as "sometimes superior to three or four bare rapiers". That bag of stones would not have shown up in a "honorable" duel, either, but Mike Hunt (:p) values practicality over formality. (The whole thing just screams North German, right? Well. Mike Hunt (:p) was from what's Saxony-Anhalt today.) Strong reading recommendation! :)
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I got five questions from [personal profile] landofnowhere, thank you! :)

1. Favorite chess opening?

That's easy - my heart belongs to the Ruy Lopez / Spanish opening with white! :D With Black, I'm a Sicilian player, but really, I'm happiest when I can play the Ruy Lopez, which is not just one of the first openings I learned as a little girl, but also frequently results in positions that suit my style well. I have something like a ridiculous 80% win rate in that opening, and I'm just sad I don't get it on the board more often.

2. Tell me about an interesting book that hasn't been translated out of German (or at least not into English)?

Huh... Books... That's an interesting question, since a) I'm not a very bookish person, and b) large parts of my collection consist of political propaganda (of any affiliation whatsoever; I'm just fascinated by the concept) and erotica (which I'm sure you don't want me to discuss here in detail). But I'll combine this with the topology question and recommend - the complete collected writings of Brouwer (yes, the guy with the famous fixed point thingy). I believe his math papers have been translated if they weren't in English in the first place (he published in different languages) but he also wrote some philosophical and personal musings that I read recently, and... Okay, frankly, I concluded the guy was insane or an utter asshole (and that's an inclusive 'or'), but this stuff sure was entertaining - and I don't think anyone ever bothered to translate it. XD

3. What's some interesting wildlife near you?

Wolves. They're cute. :) Interesting, too - some local sheep farmers keep complaining about wolves killing their sheep, and asking for compensation money from the government (which they're getting). The most interesting thing is how many of the sheep carted off to the government show gunshot wounds upon closer examination, so, at some point, the local wolves have learned how to operate firearms! Isn't that fascinating? :D

4. If you could add something to the standard school curriculum, what would it be?

Different techniques for brainstorming / systematic / prompted / assisted thinking and problem-solving. Most school stuff, unfortunately, consists of rote memorization, and even that doesn't work equally well for all learning types, so... Yeah, I'd love teachers to at least mention there are different ways to approach unknown problems, and ideally provide several methods the students can try for themselves. Otherwise? I wouldn't add anything to the school curriculum. I'd remove half the content, though. And that's being generous. Speaking as someone who used to skip a lot of school due to chess: if I return to classes after a two-month absence and haven't missed anything important, clearly, the time of young people is being wasted.

5. A fun topology thing?

All topology is fun... But, since I already mentioned Brouwer's fixed point theorem, let's stick to the historic fundamentals - I'll give a honorary mention to Milnor's Analytic Proofs of the “Hairy Ball Theorem” and the Brouwer Fixed Point Theorem since that's clearly the most amusing math paper in existence. Simple! Elegant! And... I laughed my ass off! :D Definite recommendation.
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....okay, so I now finished the MDZS novels, the animation, AND the series with real actors (The Untamed). Yeah, I'm decidedly fannish about this story... So, a bit of rambling - writing down my thoughts. I'll put it behind a cut, because, well, there are spoilers. (I'll try to keep them to a minimum, but some can't be avoided.)

pointless MDZS rambling )
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....or rather: Notes I took while reading. I’m reading this because everyone is reading it, and also, a friend of mine pointed out that the story has two of my favorite fantasy tropes: necromancy (YAY) and musical instruments as magical weapons (YAY!!!), so, I decided to give it a try. I’m just sharing my impressions; trying to avoid plot spoilers beyond what’s already known from the blurb. (I’m only somewhere in the middle, anyway, so I can’t spoil too much.)

cut because rambling )

Which means... I have to go and keep reading. RIGHT NOW. (Yeah, I understand now why this story is kind of addictive! I haven't watched the animation or other adaptations yet but will have to do so!)

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What prompted this particular rant? Ah, there's elections in Germany this month, and while I'm not a political blogger or anything, I try to keep up with candidate interviews and stuff. Needless to say, there's a lot of bullshitting involved on all sides. But this particular piece of bullshit involves one of my personal interests/hobbies: German poetry.

German poetry is, well, German - so, a politician of a German right-wing party has to approve of it in principle, right? Anyway, it came as no surprise to anyone when Tino Chrupalla, AfD candidate (with, thankfully, no real chance of being actually elected), in an interview with a child reporter (is it a specifically German thing to have candidates interviewed by children? anyway, it's a popular format) demanded to teach more German culture in schools, and, in particular, more German poems.

Without going into any (entirely unnecessary) further detail about my opinions regarding that guy: this is probably the only point I could ever agree on with Mr. Chrupalla.

The thing is: I love German poetry! In a fanwork exchange I just signed up for, three of my seven requested fandoms involve German poetry! Reading this stuff at school would have made German class much more fun.

Unfortunately, this is also much more controversial than you'd think. Because of the typical neo-nazi obsession with "German-ness", surprisingly many people have concluded the (logically wrong) inverse: people who display a deeper-going interest in German culture (including, yes, German poetry) simply have to be neo-nazis. Yes, I have run into that one - even one of my teachers accused me of neo-nazism, based purely on my reading habits...

Back to Chrupalla and his educational suggestions. As an avid reader of German poetry, I don't believe in calling someone a neo-nazi just because he wants people to read more German poetry. The remarkable thing - that distinguishes Tino Chrupalla from an innocent poetry fan - only came up in the seemingly innocuous next question. The interviewer was a 13-year-old kid, and when faced with Chrupalla's statement, he asked the obvious follow-up: So, Mr. Chrupalla, what's your favorite German poem? And, also entirely unsurprisingly, Chrupalla couldn't come up with one. (The kid interviewer was surprised, but I'm chalking that up to lack of life experience.)

Yeah.

This would almost be funny: what a wonderful accidental way to unmask right-wing obsession with being "German"! (It's un-funny only because it discredits literature fans - and indirectly makes sure German poetry will continue to be kept away from German schoolchildren.)

So, here's a suggestion, not only to Chrupalla and his fans: read more German poetry! Here are some recommendations.



Cut for length and nerdery )




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