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Three (naturally) very short pieces for seasonsofdrabbles. This time, it's crackfic only - it's what I produce automatically when I don't take pains to avoid it. Also, I mean, the prompts were fantastic. I had a lot of fun!


The Next Verse (200 words) by EllerWrites
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Male Wandering Bard / Holy knight who has sworn an oath of chastity but there might be loopholes
Characters: Original Male Character(s)
Additional Tags: Double Drabble, Humor
Summary:

A holy knight has found creative ways around his oath of chastity. A wandering bard takes inspiration.

ISBN (300 words) by EllerWrites
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: sentient book - Character, Original Human Character(s)
Additional Tags: Triple Drabble, Humor, Magic, Fantasy, Libraries, Sentient Magic Book - Freeform
Summary:

A necromancer's grimoire ends up on a shelf in a municipal library. Adapting to an entirely new target audience is not easy! Fortunately, the right kind of reader comes along.

Pizza (100 words) by EllerWrites
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Drabble, Humor, Dinosaurs, Palaeontology, Science, Dubious Science, Cooking
Summary:

A ghost dinosaur just wants pizza. A palaeontologist disagrees.